I'm pretty good with puzzling out maps, new locations, and the like
I hardly ever need to ask directions. All was well until I visited Australia. Apparently I rely a lot on the location of the sun, but the sun is in the northern sky there. "Why do we keep driving south?" I asked my host. "We are driving west," he replied. I nearly got stranded overnight in the boonies because the eucalyptus looked the same in all directions.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 16:55, 11 replies)

good shit
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 17:17, closed)

I don't understand how he mixed up south and west.
Is ausfailia at a right angle to the rest of the world?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:23, closed)

thick yank

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:32, closed)

^ thick yank

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:52, closed)

^superfluous modifier ^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:55, closed)

I'm pretty good with cooking
the last time I made pasta I accidently cut-off three of my own fingers and used salt instead of gnocchi
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:06, closed)

I'm pretty good at sex.
I hardly ever need to ask for instructions. This one time I was with a super model and I'm like "awww yeah you like it like that don't you?" and the bus conductor was like "I just need to see a valid ticket and your Under 16 student card".
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:19, closed)

Lies!
I'm sure bus conductors became a thing of the past way before the term 'super model' came about.
( snee held his breath since, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:24, closed)

Did you find yourself in some parallel dimension, where the sun doesn't rise in the east and set in the west?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 23:19, closed)

Near solstice, the sun skates along the horizon
It's all about disguising east and west from the visitor.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:28, closed)

Given that I'm extremely poorly traveled,
and unmotivated to research this further, I'm going to take your word for this.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:56, closed)