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Roger Boyes tells us: "I was once coaxed up on stage and did ten minutes of off-the-cuff stand-up comedy. Amazingly, I brought the house down. A few weeks later, having rehearsed like hell, I went back to the same stage and got hardly a titter. Well, sod that." Have you ever amazed yourself with hidden talents?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 12:44)
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I was a 21 year old virgin, the guy without a date at a mostly girl sixth form college, that kindof loser.
Until I had an epiphany and got hold of a copy of 'Birds of a Feather' on VHS.
That Dorian is such a whore!
And one of them is fat! Ha ha ha ha.
(Andrew Avetoom, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:47, 14 replies)
You just admitted to watching the most piss poor sitcom of all time*. FFS, It ain't 'alf hot mum was
genius in comparison.



*I am aware of it, I never watched it. That Pauline Quirk makes me sick, I had to use post it notes on the screen during Broadchurch to blank her out.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:57, closed)
but it captures both fundamental types of London women: fat working class slags and Jewish middle class slags

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:02, closed)
Holy shit, rachelswipe is Pauline Quirk.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:20, closed)
harsh
Pauline Quirk was occasionally funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:01, closed)
oh boy I wish we were all as cool as you

(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:11, closed)
never gonna happen, pétasse

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:12, closed)

Cheers
(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:25, closed)
shut up bonkhead

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:32, closed)
hahaha
I do like a good playground insult
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:34, closed)
So you became the class gay?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:26, closed)
Classiest.

(Andrew Avetoom, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:32, closed)
Classier than Barrymore?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:45, closed)
.......
......... No.
(Andrew Avetoom, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:53, closed)
Then, for that reason, I'm out.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 24 Apr 2014, 2:12, closed)

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