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Roger Boyes tells us: "I was once coaxed up on stage and did ten minutes of off-the-cuff stand-up comedy. Amazingly, I brought the house down. A few weeks later, having rehearsed like hell, I went back to the same stage and got hardly a titter. Well, sod that." Have you ever amazed yourself with hidden talents?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 12:44)
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My crippling autism prevents me from treating women as real people, instead I have to assign 'values' to them.
Although let's face it, relationships are actually just complex algorithms and those who 'succeed' in life do so by trading up to a partner with better stats of intelligence, stamina and magic each time. And before you start shouting 'virgin' I've had sex with lots of real life women ACTUALLY.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:25, 10 replies)
I like this and think it should win.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:00, closed)
I think it might be easier if you just admit u got s3rved

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:24, closed)
you think it's a Poe?
because 'George!' has been a creepy internet virgin for quite a long time. I suppose it could be somebody pretending to be the more infamous 'George!' for shits and giggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:33, closed)
obviously I hate to say 'I told you so' but ickul george just put me on ignore for sharing a photo of him
so ... y'know ... I told you so.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:48, closed)
shit was so cash

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:35, closed)
VIRGIN!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:06, closed)
Nonsense.
Women are just like football stickers, and enjoy being treated accordingly.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:24, closed)
I prefer collecting stamps
You get to lick the back of old queens
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:52, closed)
Saucy.
Although, licking old queens is rewarding if demeaning, licking the back of collectable stamps is devaluing.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:06, closed)
Drimbley, everyone knows that women don't really count as real people.
Sheesh, you'll be saying it's not ok to persecute Ginges next.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:38, closed)

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