Hidden talentsRoger Boyes tells us: "I was once coaxed up on stage and did ten minutes of off-the-cuff stand-up comedy. Amazingly, I brought the house down. A few weeks later, having rehearsed like hell, I went back to the same stage and got hardly a titter. Well, sod that." Have you ever amazed yourself with hidden talents?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 12:44)
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Thank FUCKbeen looking for you!
So, handles? Your idea? If so did they come concurrently or after? Or were they some other cunt's idea?
Also, did you first invent the bag to wank into, or to carry acorns around in?
These things, known, must, be.
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The handle alone was prior art.As it happens I also invented wanking.
Thus I invented handled bags, handle-less bags, and wank bags simultaneously.
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Thanks...that's useful.
Cheers
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Pfft... I invented the cunt.(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:34, closed)
nameless is forever in your debt(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:38,
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