Scudding it right up your mum
For well over an hour and she neglected to charge me the standard £50 fee.

Fare dodged.

STI's not so much though. hello GUM clinic.
(Moag_R_Brainbow kicks the mods dog to death out of pity, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:30, 3 replies)

these "your mum" jokes are both edgy and hilarious
your mates down the boozer would love these

if you had any mates or ever left the house
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:31, closed)

True
Almost as edgy as your sarcasm.

Standards must be maintained. Rarely rises above playground level here.

Actual wit is wasted on all but a few b3tans.

p.s. most of these qotw's are pure shite
(Moag_R_Brainbow kicks the mods dog to death out of pity, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:57, closed)

Mine are always real.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 0:00, closed)