Hitchhiking and fare dodging
Epic tales of the thumb, the open road and getting robbed by hairy-arsed truck drivers. Alternatively, travelling for free like a dreadful fare-jumping cheat. Confess.
Suggested by Social Hand Grenade
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:34)
Albert Marshmallow saved a fortune on airfares to Miami by making the whole holiday up in the first place.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:00,
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Sounds like a top tip from viz !
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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:03,
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I choose to believe that it's all true
and he's spending three weeks with his kids staring out of a hotel window at a tropical thunderstorm.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:10,
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I'll give you evens that he takes a picture of rain on a travellodge window with a plastic palm tree outside it to 'prove' he's been there.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:18,
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Oh dear. Turns out he's still in the UK.
That's genuinely disappointing.
:(
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 20:06,
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I thought he flew out on a flying carpet
First class of course, though I'm not entirely sure where that is on a large rug
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Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:22,
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^ well jell
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:10,
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yerr ... looks lovely

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:19,
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