August 1984 - Glasgow to Burnley, I am 17
News headlines. Miners Strike, The Fox burgling rapist hostage taker with gun.

I sold my coach ticket and Walkman for booze and so I had to hitch homewards.

First lift (8ish pm), Glasgow - lorry driver and going to Lanark. Oh well, it's a start. The tractor unit is very loud and he is incomprehensible but I get the gist that all miners are cunts and Maggie is the best thing since sliced bread.

Second Lift, Lanark to Lockerbie - lorry driver. tractor unit is quieter. I am able to ascertain that miners are all cunts and fucking labour party are fucking useless cunts. That 'the fox', string 'em up. Then a brief respite before he told me about the terrible abuse he suffered from his father.

Picked up by two men a Charnock Richard. Their conversation about North West Clubs alerted me to the fact that they were homosexuals. That and all the schoolboy uniforms that were covered in blood on the back seat. I said I was also an illegal boy, as at that time the age of consent was 21 (quite right) but this did not stop them propositioning me for sex and I agreed to their lewd invitation. We stopped at one of the guys father's house. In the morning I walked from Accrington to Burnley.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 22:40, 11 replies)

I understood all of this except the last line, which made no sense to me at all.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 23:46, closed)

I think he's trying to tell us he fucked someone's dad.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 7:13, closed)

The fleshed-out edit makes for much more edifying reading.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:35, closed)

I hope you're as pisseda I am ... that last paragraph is double Dutch
Although I have fond memories of charnock richard from the days of dirty warehouse parties
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 0:12, closed)

Needed a piss.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 8:48, closed)

Be honest
You've never left the house due to your grotesque appearance and odiferous nature never mind been to glasgow
(Moag_R_Brainbow kicks the mods dog to death out of pity, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:31, closed)

You should stick to your side splittingly good YM jokes.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:39, closed)

OOOOOoohhhhhh
***** shakes handbag at you *******

Must be an accurate assumption then
(Moag_R_Brainbow kicks the mods dog to death out of pity, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:21, closed)

You should stick to your side splittingly good YM jokes.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:43, closed)

You should stick to repeating your last post
When the cats got your tongue
(Moag_R_Brainbow kicks the mods dog to death out of pity, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:46, closed)

I observe that your own brand of coruscating repartee was well received in another thread. Talk about repeating
yourself BAWBAG
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:54, closed)

I recall The Fox. I was more afraid of him than giant hogweed and Purple Aki put together

(Porcupine, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 14:22, closed)

SHOW ME YOUR MUSCLES BOYS

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:51, closed)