Hold on a minute now.
Do you mean the killer was repeatedly striking your boyfriend's severed head against the roof of the van, or was the killer pressing your boyfriend's head up against the van and copulating with it? The credibility of your account hinges on this crucial detail.
( .Yeti., Tue 26 Aug 2014, 19:49, 1 reply)

what kind of sick freak would waste a decent decapitation as some kind of rudimentary drum?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 19:53, closed)

I don't know, it could be as part of a modern dance performance against capitalism or something.

( .Yeti., Tue 26 Aug 2014, 19:57, closed)

Christ. You mean he was killed by ... by ... a GUARDIAN reader??

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 20:36, closed)

You wanted an explanation for the rolled-up Sunday Times buried up to the hilt in his arse?
You got it.
( .Yeti., Tue 26 Aug 2014, 20:55, closed)

the choice of Sunday Times is actually rather interesting.
You will have to buy the bluray for the commentary. Needless to say Terry thought it hilarious.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 21:13, closed)

The FT is easier to remove
And its fetching colour helps to hide the blood stains
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:34, closed)