We can't all work
at our local corner shop
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:34, 1 reply)

I think my office is marginally closer than the corner shop.
But I often go via the corner shop to buy cake and biscuits for the minions ... nothing motivates geeks better than empty calories. If the pedestrian crossing is slow it can sometimes be a ten minute stroll.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:47, closed)

My friends code monkeys all went on a health and fitness kick and consequently arguments about
Dungeons and Dragons has been replaced with You tube fitness training stars and best amino acid profiles. Sad times.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:38, closed)

it's all expensive racing bikes and triathlons here
Gymnasiums are looked upon with appropriate derision.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:08, closed)

You mean tiresome cardio freaks with high type I muscle fibers at the detriment to type IIa and x.
Did they see the Brownlee boy on the post-Olympic BBC Superstars?
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:39, closed)

dunno what any of that mean soz
It's mainly because cycling about is pleasant and usually leads to pubs whereas gyms are utterly fucking horrendous places full of desperate tragic cunts
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:44, closed)

Triathletes visit pubs whilst competing. Hardly the same as visiting pubs whilst cycling.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:48, closed)

huh?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:54, closed)

Yes, it lacks a question mark. Put one somewhere and it may seem better. probably not though.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:34, closed)

Fucking cycling pricks
I hope a drunk UKIP voting fat guy in a shabby old Jag ploughs into a bunch of you cunts riding three abreast on a country lane one Sunday afternoon leaving half of you dead and the other half permanently crippled.

And then writes an angry letter to the Telegraph complaining that it's put his insurance premium up.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:45, closed)

don't have a coronary in your micra, fatboy

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 15:26, closed)

Poor old Shambo
and his desperately shitty life
its not his fault
that he has an ugly wife
his children got kicked out of school
but he's too feeble to make a fuss
and he has to walk all the way to work
because he can't afford the bus
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:00, closed)