I have every computer and console I have ever owned...
I have a...
ZX81, BBC Model B, BBC Master (With twin Opus disk drives), ZX Spectrum 48, 128+2, Atari ST, and two Amiga five hundreds.
Consoles:
Atari 2600, Super NES, DS, PSP, PS1,2,3.
As I'm newly single and am moving to my own place I plan to set them all up (Including my retro toy collection) on a massive set of shelves set in the open staircase of said Man Pad thus ensuring that no woman will sleep with me in there - Ever. ;-)
( JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 3 May 2012, 23:41, 9 replies)

TBH it's not the geekiness that would put me off
But more the fact that you have all these consoles and you won't be using them (as is my understanding).

I mean, c'mon, you have the correct console to play "How to be a Complete Bastard" and you're just putting it on a shelf?
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 3 May 2012, 23:43, closed)

Tut tut...
I have them all emulated, except for my ps2 and 3 of course! Shame on you! ;-)
( JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 3 May 2012, 23:47, closed)

Ah, emulators
There was something magical about the micropause between hitting the button and lighting the kitchen on fire in that game which just can't be emulated, since they iron out all the delays.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 3 May 2012, 23:53, closed)

Let me change that a little
in there
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 4 May 2012, 9:44, closed)

Your mum kicking you out =/= newly single

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2012, 11:16, closed)

Uh-Huh!
Exactly right, I think she should get props for kicking me out despite being brown bread for years - it's the constant chain rattling that eventually did it for me! ;-)
( JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 5 May 2012, 8:52, closed)

Mr Entity has a similar collection
Last time we moved house there were 22 consoles and old computers.

The speccy, one of the Ataris and the game cube are set up and ready to play.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 5 May 2012, 16:44, closed)

Good man!
He's obviously a keeper then! ;-)
( JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sun 6 May 2012, 8:40, closed)

are you
my secret long lost twin? Apart fromthe being single bit, the rest is spot on;)
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Tue 8 May 2012, 12:09, closed)