HoardingWillenium says: I had to bring some floppy disks into work which I had been saving for 10 years "in case I might need them". Tell us when your hoarding skills have come in useful (or not, as the case may be)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:03)
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Didn't own any porn that wasn't on a laptop?You kids make me sick.
To be honest, though, I'm just upset that it's taken me to the age I am to realise that wanking in the shower eliminates any potential mess. Then again, I suppose you need a fairly extensive wank bank to make a closed-eye worthwhile.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:11,
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well, i say thatbut there was always a Kays catalog hanging around...
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YeahIt's a great solution, plus nothing to explain to a Mrs. that thinks shivving one out is somehow cheating.
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The shower is okay for a quickie but if you really want to spend a little serious time with yourself nothing beats a warm bed and couple of oversized spunk targets.
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