Hahahahaha
After a particularly frustrating morning the other week, this is what I eventually plumped for - the cable now sports a massive label reading I AM NOT "MESS" on one side and TIDYING ME AWAY IS REALLY UNLUCKY on the other. Since then it hasn't strayed at all :)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2012, 12:08, 2 replies)

That is brilliant...

Click for the OP and that reply.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Tue 8 May 2012, 12:17, closed)

She sounds like a fucking idiot
you're well matched there
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 May 2012, 12:21, closed)

Still not found anyone as cretinously stupid as yourself then, Rory?
You must be very lonely indeed.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:01, closed)

You’re definitely winning at the game of life Emvs, you still ask Optimus Prime which child like clothes you should wear to your dead end job arranging paperclips somewhere whilst shooting mega action spectaculars on your nokia phone at the weekends

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:30, closed)

I can see why the old man hates you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:31, closed)

you also have a made up girlfriend who you have to communicate with via the medium of large signs

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:31, closed)

On top of all that you look like a bender with aids

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:32, closed)

Keep going
I'm wanking to this, and I'm almost there
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:40, closed)

I love seeing comedy t-shirts, especially on middle aged comic nerds.
Which one are you wearing today lol?


I hope it's funny lol
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:00, closed)

You know, about 9 years ago someone gave me a comedy T-shirt as a gift, that was someone who knew me slightly less well than you do
It read: "Ignore this person", and then an arrow pointing to the side

I'm thinking they were perhaps more prescient than I suspected at the time
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:32, closed)

You shouldn't accept gifts from people you don't know or you'll end up molested again
You also have no idea what prescient means.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 May 2012, 17:23, closed)

Oh no, I think they got it spot on
As Captain Subtext would have it, I think the message behind the gift was: "The next person to ask you about comedy T-shirts will be a fucking idiot. Ignore them."
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2012, 18:47, closed)

Anyone over the age of twelve wearing a football top or a comedy t shirt is pretty much a mental defective
Check this cunt out, so autistic he's broken all the rulez

www.flickr.com/photos/planetgeoff/124097025/

www.flickr.com/photos/reckless_rik/121986834/
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:13, closed)

I find his thoroughly convincing Marty Feldman impression incredibly moving,
his humbling inability to understand what 'prescient' means had me in tears.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:14, closed)

Your profile.

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 May 2012, 5:52, closed)

Your mum

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 May 2012, 8:09, closed)

"Prescient" - having knowledge of the future
"The next person to ask you about comedy T-shirts will be a fucking idiot. Ignore them."

You fucking idiot.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:06, closed)

Feh, I didn't keep it on for long
www.flickr.com/photos/planetgeoff/124097073/
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:32, closed)