have a click
For getting up Rorys nose
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:33, 1 reply)

He's like a little amateur troll
one day he might be good at it, but until then I'm more than happy to take the piss out of him

"Look, I found some pictures of Emvee wearing a T-shirt at a bash 8 years ago, through the cunning method of looking for "emvee" and "b3ta" in a Google image search! Aren't I hilarious, and too shitcunt scared to actually turn up to a bash myself because everyone will laugh at what a stupid, fat, sweaty autism I really am."

I think that just about covers it.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:32, closed)

First you’re winning at the game of life and now you’re winning at the internet, I’m impressed Emvee
Next you’ll be telling people that you’re able to count forward from 2006 until 2012, or even what prescient means !!11! Bit disappointed that it took you a day for your come back on that one and it was still all wrong.
For b4shs I’ve got better things to do than to waste an evening with random tryhard wankers from the internet getting pissed on carling and lolariously declaring themselves to be the knights who say NI !!!!!!!! Check this wigger wanker out, it pretty much covers the above www.flickr.com/photos/crazyjude/410140783/
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:12, closed)

Well done, your mad google skillz are still doing you justice and you've found another picture of me at a b3ta bash
I see you've signed up for the bash this year as well, though I'll wager one of my auction lots that you're too much of a shitcunt little scaredy-arsed pussy to drag your fat arse from Muswell Hill to Earl's Court to show your sorry face.

In fact I fucking guarantee on the 26th May 2012, that rather than meet real people you'll be hiding under your bed while crying and wanking yourself off until sweet oblivion overtakes you and you fall into a teary, spunk-crusted sleep.

How's that for prescient?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:28, closed)

Soz, I meant that here, soz
www.b3ta.com/questions/hoarding/post1610475

You sound very upset emvee, chill bruv. Also it's not very prescient to foresee me not turning up to a b4sh that I've already stated that I won't be going to. You seem to have strong learning difficulties emvs. I feel a bit bad for picking on you now.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:31, closed)

You've already stated that you won't be attending, by putting yourself down as attending, nice one
b3ta.com/calendar/event/23598

Also, to save you the bother, Google image search for emvee b3ta bash look, it's Emvee! At b3ta bashes! Look at him, isn't he funny?

You sadsack wanker.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:45, closed)

Emvee in inability to read or comprehend shocker
www.b3ta.com/questions/hoarding/post1610458
I didn't even google it, you're up on the calendar flickr pool. I can't say that I've presented any of them as funny, which kindof puts me off lolb4shing, I have called you a tryhard wanker if that helps. There's also a strong sense of gone off milk about all your imagined 'wakiness'.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:54, closed)

No, what puts you off lolbashing is that you are a fat, autistic, stay-at-home sadsack with no social skills whatsoever
The fact that there are photos of me on the internet, and that some cripplingly retarded interfatty keeps reposting them in this thread doesn't bother me in the slightest - I'm far more entertained by how much effort you're putting into all of this. Let's face it, you're wanking over the one of me with my shirt off even as I type this.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:00, closed)

You've seen through me Emvee, there's no way a fat spastic would ever fit in at a b4sh, no siree
Take this scene, I could sit next to these atypical lolb4shorz with my pint of mild and chirp in with NI whenever I felt bored.
www.flickr.com/photos/planetgeoff/58173508/
Comedy t-shirts, zombying, chubby birds, you*are*living*the*dream. I don't know why you're so angry and embarrassed about me reposting stuff from calendar. It's like three clicks away, so it's not really that much bother at all.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:10, closed)

Yes, well done - I'm angry and embarrassed, which is why I posted a link to more of them
Ah well, I suppose it keeps you from pestering real people

Keep going
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:18, closed)

So far my most despairing emvee b4sh on calendar is the one where you all sat in a pub taking it in turns to wear the same balloon. I'm struggling with that not being a display of crippling autistic behaviour.
Which is your most despairing Emvee b4sh on calendar?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:26, closed)

You've obviously matured out of wearing comedy t-shirts
www.flickr.com/photos/james_godwin/5772597044/in/pool-77617660@N00/
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:30, closed)

Rory
Aren't you dead yet (apart from your brain obviously)?
No? Pity.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:21, closed)