Screenwash, and lemonade.
Ok, so i didn't MAKE it. I had screenwash, i had a car so it's only natural to have screenwash stored somewhere that isn't your car so you never have it when you need it.
I had lemonade. I didn't make this either. There isn't much making going off i must apologise for this.
So picture the scene, it's 2003, i'm a student, in a halls of residence, i'm in the particular halls in the city that has a bar on site. Me and my flat mates had been consuming alcohol for quite some time but the bar had closed and it was time to go back to our flat. more beer consumed and then things took a turn. it turns out that concentrated (not that shit thats watered down that you put straight in your car) screen wash, with lemonade that's really quite cold. half and half in a tall glass (umbrella optional) is pretty much the nicest drink you can comprehend drinking. I would recommend it to anyone who has at least 3 days with nothing to do and wouldn't be overly pissed off if they died. Never never in my life have i felt so violently sick. Never before in my life have i BEEN so violently sick. By day 3 i had started composing a note, i knew i wasn't going to make it. I knew that the blood i was throwing up wasn't getting better and that it was only a matter of time before the inevitable death. However, later that day i started to improve and by day 4 i was considering leaving my room. Despite the clear stupidity, i still to this very day believe this to be the nicest tasting drink that one can imagine.
(clayud, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 21:16, 3 replies)

my stupid student cocktail involved using berocca as a mixer.
The only ill-effects I suffered from this was having a piss that looked like a hi-viz the next day.

The university bar at the place I went to was good enough to do off-sales if you asked them nicely enough. They'd even take your bank card and process it during serving hours.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 21:26, closed)

At least you didn't try the antifreeze.
People have been murdered with that stuff.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 4:48, closed)

What flavour of screenwash did you use?

The Halfords Apple flavour reminds me of many soft drinks but the Lemon one is closer to washing-up liquid
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 19:29, closed)