As the yr. 11 group leader on a yr. 8 school camp hike.
When you see a naive young yr. 8 place an un-opened tin of baked beans on the fire. Admonish them for being wasteful and suggest that leaving the tin there is not a very smart idea. Then...

Ensure your tent/hootchie is a good safe distance outside the burning beans blast zone.
Laugh uproariously when tin blows in the middle of the night with aloud bang and covers everyones (but yours) tents in scaldingly hot congealed baked beans.
Enjoy watching the dumb little scrote getting the crap beaten out of himself a few days later as the group has to clean the entire classes tents as punishment.
EDIT: Topics covered - thermodynamics, physics & social justice.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:47, 25 replies)

Is a married man who is willing to advertise for sluts on OKcupid the right role model for children?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:52, closed)

You've been talking to Rory haven't you?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:06, closed)

It is quite hard to talk to rory.
Due to him being such a fat spastic, it just doesn't sink in.

Also trying to understand his gutteral grunts without being covered in dribble is tricky.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:56, closed)

Pipe down, moaning internet user.
Rory is awesome.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 16:53, closed)

Another generic reply from the ballache crew.
Is there a manual you ladies follow or is it just ingrained generic replies?
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 20:46, closed)

You are so fucking gay.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 12 Aug 2012, 4:37, closed)

You and Rory had an illicit encounter through OKCupid?
This just keeps getting juicier.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 14:22, closed)

Yes we did Brayn, and we made gay bumsex.
Now have a wank.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 20:47, closed)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQZmCJUSC6g
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 21:42, closed)

Maybe I am Brayn.
Maybe I am.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:46, closed)

If you really let a kid be beaten up and laughed about it
then fuck you.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:16, closed)

Yeah, Fuck me!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:06, closed)

And we're back to the OKcupid advert again.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 11:00, closed)

Clever boy!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:26, closed)

like he said, social justice
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 14:09, closed)

YES, THE INTERNET DEMANDS JUSTICE FOR THE SPASTIC WHO DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THERMODYNAMICS.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 14:36, closed)

That should be THERMODYNAMIC'S
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:40, closed)

No, no it shouldn't, you bell.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:11, closed)

Theeerrrr-Moooooo-Dynaaaaaameeekz!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:22, closed)

Yep. A better punishment would have been to force the child to read your book.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 17:25, closed)

Didn't see you putting your hand up to clean
3-day-old baked beans off the tents and fly-sheets at the time.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 21:46, closed)

Hootchie?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:14, closed)

Single person tent-like structure.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hootchie
I'd also accept bivvy.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:25, closed)

Ah, I see.
Not a slapper, as I first thought.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:12, closed)

A slapper would've been preferred tbh
But probably wouldn't have kept the rain off me quite as much.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:40, closed)