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Have you split the atom in your kitchen? Made your own fireworks? Fired a bacon rocket through your window?
We love home science experiments - tell us about your best, preferably with instructions.

Extra points for lost eyebrows / nasal hair / limbs

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:25)
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As the yr. 11 group leader on a yr. 8 school camp hike.
When you see a naive young yr. 8 place an un-opened tin of baked beans on the fire. Admonish them for being wasteful and suggest that leaving the tin there is not a very smart idea. Then...

Ensure your tent/hootchie is a good safe distance outside the burning beans blast zone.
Laugh uproariously when tin blows in the middle of the night with aloud bang and covers everyones (but yours) tents in scaldingly hot congealed baked beans.
Enjoy watching the dumb little scrote getting the crap beaten out of himself a few days later as the group has to clean the entire classes tents as punishment.
EDIT: Topics covered - thermodynamics, physics & social justice.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:47, 25 replies)
Is a married man who is willing to advertise for sluts on OKcupid the right role model for children?

(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:52, closed)

You've been talking to Rory haven't you?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:06, closed)
It is quite hard to talk to rory.
Due to him being such a fat spastic, it just doesn't sink in.

Also trying to understand his gutteral grunts without being covered in dribble is tricky.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:56, closed)
Pipe down, moaning internet user.
Rory is awesome.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 16:53, closed)
Another generic reply from the ballache crew.
Is there a manual you ladies follow or is it just ingrained generic replies?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 20:46, closed)
You are so fucking gay.

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 4:37, closed)
You and Rory had an illicit encounter through OKCupid?
This just keeps getting juicier.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 14:22, closed)
Yes we did Brayn, and we made gay bumsex.
Now have a wank.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 20:47, closed)

(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 21:42, closed)
Maybe I am Brayn.
Maybe I am.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:46, closed)
If you really let a kid be beaten up and laughed about it
then fuck you.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:16, closed)
Yeah, Fuck me!

(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:06, closed)
And we're back to the OKcupid advert again.

(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 11:00, closed)
Clever boy!

(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:26, closed)

like he said, social justice
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 14:09, closed)

(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 14:36, closed)

That should be THERMODYNAMIC'S
(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:40, closed)
No, no it shouldn't, you bell.

(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:11, closed)

(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:22, closed)
Yep. A better punishment would have been to force the child to read your book.

(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 17:25, closed)
Didn't see you putting your hand up to clean
3-day-old baked beans off the tents and fly-sheets at the time.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 21:46, closed)

(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:14, closed)
Single person tent-like structure.
I'd also accept bivvy.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:25, closed)
Ah, I see.
Not a slapper, as I first thought.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:12, closed)
A slapper would've been preferred tbh
But probably wouldn't have kept the rain off me quite as much.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:40, closed)

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