It's pretty simple, Detective Dipshit
Up there you wrote: "So if I get this right ‘Millionaire Emvee’ the most successful bedsit wanker that b3ta has ever known, is making a’ fortune’ out of infringing Hasbro Intellectual Property rights through ‘transformer porn’."

You didn't get that right. So essentially, this whole thread has been the result of you getting an idea lodged between your two remaining braincells and running with it despite the fact that you were wrong from the start.

I'll say again, you know nothing of any worth or value. Just stop trying.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:57, 1 reply)

There never was a 'transformers porn' website of a commercial nature or otherwise, is what I've really been getting at
It's ok to be a liar Emvee, this is QOTW after all
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:18, closed)

No, you're absolutely correct. I'll put my hand up to that one.
There never was a Transformers porn website. It's far worse than that - we do Marvel, DC, Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who and everything :)

[edit] Actually, this really is hilarious, the stupidest cunt on b3ta proving once and for all what a stupid cunt he really is because let's face it, if I did have such a website and I wanted to drum up some traffic for it, I'd have posted it on /links ages ago. That's the problem when your mom does too much heroin while pregnant, it tends to leave you retarded as fuck, but please, tell me more about how I'm a liar.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:33, closed)

Liars always find it difficult to remember what they've lied about
b3ta.com/questions/tantrums/post1683426
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:40, closed)

No, I definitely remember calling you cripplingly stupid
And I've posted the site on /links, so you've pretty much proved it. Flail away, little retard.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:02, closed)

If you don't want to post the link to the site that doesn't exist Emvee it's ok, I totally understand

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:24, closed)

I already have
It's not my problem that you're too dense to find it, it's your mum's
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:31, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/homescience/post1702320
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:43, closed)

It's alright I've found it the Mock Turtle!
ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/tagged/i_left_my_toys_out

THIS IS THE TRANSFORMERS PORN, that has nothing to do with transformers or porn, more an autists version of 'Nuts'. That Emvee's such a fibber.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:50, closed)

I think we should all take a moment and celebrate the day Rory learned something
It must be a new experience for him

And yes, I'm a liar, no Transformers porn here at all, no sir
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:59, closed)

It's not porn, is it really Emvee. Page three is more explicit.
It's Nuts for n00blings featuring pikey fat birds with council estate tattoos round your bedsit for their 'shoot scenes'
"Here's a fiver love now stick this optimus prime down your knickers" Move over Veronica Moser, it's Emvees transformer porn !!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:07, closed)

Again, you know nothing of any worth or value
Keep trying. Oh, but keep posting that link for me, won't you?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:13, closed)

I couldn't decide which is sadder, posting up Nuts for nerds, or believing you'll make your fortune from it one day just watch this space
and then I remembered your comedy t-shirts
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:21, closed)

I know what's sadder
You
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:24, closed)

The only winner to come out of this entire debacle is your dad

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:01, closed)

Actually I did want to thank you for making me feel a bit like Simon Cowell
Because while I wouldn't normally compare myself with the transatlantic media mogul, it is kind of fun to have a bunch of spastics queue up to show you how spastic they are, and then you still get to take the piss out of them afterwards for being a spastic in the first place. It's extremely liberating to watch other people fail so spectacularly badly.

So basically, thank you for being a worthless spastic. Long may you continue to flail ineptly on the internets.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:58, closed)