Yeah.
My mum recently had her cateracts removed, and wouldn't leave the house for two weeks because she looked like hubby had given her an absolute pasting.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:53, 1 reply)

we were in Penzance A&E waiting for her to be seen to
when some old dude came in because he'd been pruning the roses and pruned his finger.

He was talkative and asked around why everyone else was in there. One guy had got his ear ripped playing rugby and a couple of other similar stories. The guy gets to my mrs, looks at her eye, looks at me and then moves on to the next person.

People can really make you feel like a complete shit, even though you know you haven't done anything.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:55, closed)

You should have blacked his eye as well, then.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:57, closed)

he was already missing part of a finger
he'd suffered enough
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:00, closed)

Guilty till proved innocent, and even then most people will still believe you're guilty.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:38, closed)