Watch What You Say...
Ex-Mrs AeroClub was climbing the wooden steps to Bedfordshire one night after having had her four hours watching the usual midweek evening tripe (Hollyoaks, Holby City, Homes In The Garden, Celebrity Bellend, etc). Yours truly was parked on 't sofa watching one of the mind-numbing post-10pm satellite channels that seem like a good idea when you're flicking through the guide (you know the sort: Sexarama, Sin Cities, Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors, etc)

As she approached halfway, she paused and enquired if I was "coming up?". "Nah", replied I, "I'm going to stay up and make a list of people I want to kill",* in a tongue-in-cheek manner.

Well, I say tongue-in-cheek. I was then subjected to a castigating of the foolhardiness of such a venture and that, if my list were to be found, the kind of trouble I could find myself in.

Needless to say, this phantom list never got made and I traipsed up to bed with my tail between my legs... (although my cock ended up between hers about 10 mins later...)

*paraphrasing a line from a Naked Gun film (the films of course being nowhere as good as the original Police Squad! TV series, where Leslie Nielson's character is portrayed in a deadpan manner which makes him all the more funnier...)
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:32, 1 reply)

So she had a cock too then?
(WhataYob, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:32, closed)