** officelol **
Gods, it must be bad if a dog can't bear it! This is an animal that eats its own shit and vomit, and thinks that ramming a nose into a stranger's chocolate starfish is a sensible form of greeting...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:09, 1 reply)

Heh.
Yeah, it can get pretty vile- combine a steak dinner with a good Belgian ale such as Chimay Grande Reserve and a bit of single malt, and it makes a toxic brew within my intestine. Generally I end up waking around three in the morning and shuffling into the bathroom to purge it out and end the Death Farts, but not until they've awakened me.

As I say, normally I don't indulge in this combination, but on a cold winter night it can be heavenly and worth the price. Especially if it gets revenge on a creature who tries to fist me in the night.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:40, closed)

fantastic
Have a click
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:19, closed)