Horrible things I've done to a loved one
You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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( , Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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( , Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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More bad / tactless dedications
To a couple who were to be married that very day, a radio DJ played "You left me just when I needed you most".
Mind you, some friends of mine chose "Nothing Compares 2 U", another song about a break up, as their wedding dance song!
The irony was, we were already convinced that the marriage was a huge mistake -- to the point that at the reception we were having a sweepstake on how long it would last. And wondering whether they did gift vouchers at Relate. I even remember idly hoping I'd be around to "comfort" the bride when it all fell apart.
It did. I was.
( , Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:38, 1 reply)
To a couple who were to be married that very day, a radio DJ played "You left me just when I needed you most".
Mind you, some friends of mine chose "Nothing Compares 2 U", another song about a break up, as their wedding dance song!
The irony was, we were already convinced that the marriage was a huge mistake -- to the point that at the reception we were having a sweepstake on how long it would last. And wondering whether they did gift vouchers at Relate. I even remember idly hoping I'd be around to "comfort" the bride when it all fell apart.
It did. I was.
( , Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:38, 1 reply)
Nothing Compares 2 U is not a break up song.
It's a song about giving up smoking.
Actually, I am fairly sure that's not true, but I was told that at the time it came out and believed it for years.
( , Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:45, closed)
It's a song about giving up smoking.
Actually, I am fairly sure that's not true, but I was told that at the time it came out and believed it for years.
( , Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:45, closed)
I just googled the lyrics to see if I was being really dumb or if it could potentially pass as being about giving up smoking.
and actually, at a stretch it could. So I am only a little dumb.
And certainly not as dumb as the person who posted the lyrics and prefaced it with 'She wrote this about the death of her baby'. Which I imagine would come as news to Prince.
( , Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:51, closed)
and actually, at a stretch it could. So I am only a little dumb.
And certainly not as dumb as the person who posted the lyrics and prefaced it with 'She wrote this about the death of her baby'. Which I imagine would come as news to Prince.
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