Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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I took my beloved grandparents to the fairgroundand won a headless doll on a random chance game while eating a hotdog that had the arse end of a mouse with all its stinky viscera hanging out of it "How come you only had three kids when all your brothers had about ten?" I asked my beloved grandmother "I've done her up the shitter since VE day" said my grandfather, which caused an awkward silence that was only broken when we were all arrested for possession of the massive drugs stuffed inside the doll and then we had some hunny the end needs more bommyknocker.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:29,
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W with a helping of TF(
The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:39,
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Thank you DrDid baldmokey write that? It seems his style.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:56,
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A primary school child.So ... yes.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:30,
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