Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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Ignorance is bliss, unless it's laxatives...My granddad was a widower for many years before he died. As a result he mainly lived in his dining room and because of this, so did much of what he needed to live.
Now being 10 I was old and wise enough to understand what laxatives were, but, unaware that they came in chocolate form. Until, that fateful day, were I discovered choclax. Well... my brother, discovered chocolax.
A whole bar of chocolax. Which his normally stingy mean older brother handed too him claiming he wasn't hungry. How his eyes lit up...
Greedy fecker gobbled it all and spent entire day spewing liquid shit into the toilet. Sorry brother, it was worth it until your vile gut stank the entire house out for a few days...
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:48,
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Click for the pure comedy evil of it.(
BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:11,
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Living in the dining room?Are you a family of ghoulish, Hannibal Lecter types, slowly carving off slices of your poor grandfather, making him watch as you cooked and ate him?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:18,
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