Horrible things I've done to a loved one
You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
Suggested by Edenmonster
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
I faked my orgasm.
Only once, mind.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:22,
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it probably went unnoticed
it's not like he can see through your back, is it?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:49,
closed)
That's the last time I fuck Superman.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:06,
closed)