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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

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I'm in love with Oxford University's Dean of English Literature
and my job is writing signs for shops.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 2:22, 5 replies)

shop's
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 2:24, closed)
And occasionally
sign,s. A shop round the corner from me sells lemon,s. It's such a concatenation of fail that I don't even have the heart to mock their feeble little immigrant brains.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:37, closed)
Immigrant with poor command of a second language?
Or merely an illiterate native who should have been thrashed more often as a child for not using punctuation correctly?
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:39, closed)
I'm just guessing, actually.
I don't go IN these places.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 22:57, closed)

I should hope not. The very thought.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 23:13, closed)

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