Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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A day out.I once took a dear friend out for a day trip.
We were involved in a massive series of car accidents, though fortunately there were no fatalities as these were all low speed bumps.
I tried to improve things by getting them some nice candied fruit as a treat, but this did not go down well owing to the nausea brought on by the car accidents.
The day did not improve as she was asked by several if she was a bearded lady.
She never spoke to me again, on the grounds of my behaviour and the shitty day out.
On reflection, it was a fair ground.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:22, Reply)
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