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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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Beady Eyes
My friend tells her children that when the room sensors for their burglar alarm turn red it means that Father Christmas is watching them to make sure that they're behaving all year...

Edit - She's caught the littlest one talking to the sensor and telling Santa all about their day.
(ThursdayNext drowning in gin on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:03, 3 replies)
That's brilliant
and such a good idea!
I will now use such method.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:51, closed)
Thanks!
This should be under the Top Tips section too.
(RTFM May your god go with you, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:57, closed)
I'm now getting motion sensors just for this!

(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:47, closed)

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