Horrible things I've done to a loved one
You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
Suggested by Edenmonster
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
An Alabama hotpocket
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CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:06,
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you dirty cunt.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:17,
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yes she was
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CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:02,
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Which is...?
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:14,
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You dropped this:
"nuff said"
And possibly this too: "lol"
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:04,
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No, the lol is mine.
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:05,
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The girl is mine.
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flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:58,
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*urban dictionaries*
*learns something new every day*
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flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:59,
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wishes
that he didn't
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Phooey I COOK MUD, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:58,
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Tonight at the grocery
I was at the meat counter, and they were running some dishwasher-style thing that was emitting large clouds of steam. On the front was the word "CLEVELAND". I pointed and said, "Hey! You have a Cleveland Steamer!"
Fortunately the other customer laughed. The people behind the counter were merely puzzled.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 4:04,
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