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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

Suggested by Edenmonster

(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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An Alabama hotpocket

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:06, 11 replies)
you dirty cunt.

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:17, closed)
yes she was

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:02, closed)
Which is...?

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:14, closed)
You dropped this:
"nuff said"

And possibly this too: "lol"
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:04, closed)
No, the lol is mine.

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:05, closed)
The girl is mine.

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:58, closed)
Sookie is mine.
(properly, 'maahn'.)
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:24, closed)
*urban dictionaries*
*learns something new every day*
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:59, closed)
me too
*winces*
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:01, closed)
wishes
that he didn't
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:58, closed)
Tonight at the grocery
I was at the meat counter, and they were running some dishwasher-style thing that was emitting large clouds of steam. On the front was the word "CLEVELAND". I pointed and said, "Hey! You have a Cleveland Steamer!"

Fortunately the other customer laughed. The people behind the counter were merely puzzled.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 4:04, closed)

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