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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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Marriage
My new husband doesn't want to fuck me. So I told him to fuck himself
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:58, 12 replies)
What sort of a husband is he anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:25, closed)
A smart one, by the sound of it.

(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:32, closed)
What are you, some sort of poof?
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:50, closed)
What sort of poof would you like me to be?

(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 1:12, closed)
Joke's on you if he's an auto-pederast...

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Tue 21 Jun 2011, 1:17, closed)
Why did he marry a fat bitch in the first place?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:56, closed)
I can fill in for him if you like
You know if you fancy a fuck or owt.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:42, closed)
He doesn't want to fuck you
Because he's fucking your more attractive sister
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:46, closed)
Why doesn't he want to fuck you?
Are you hideous?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:49, closed)
YES

(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:59, closed)
GET A DIVORCE!
And porn. Lots of porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:05, closed)
For some reason...
...that made me think of The Matrix

Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
Neo: Porns. Lots of Porns.
(lardyboy Next stop, Fissplap Central, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:37, closed)

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