Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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After quite an argument one morningshe went out in a bit of a strop. The peace and quiet was nice, but then I realised she'd taken the wireless router with her. I couldn't get on the internet at all. I think she was expecting me to cut the grass and trim the hedge as otherwise I would be bored rigid. So I completed the last 2/3rds of Half Life 2 and made a start on FEAR so her ploy to spoil my day of reading B3ta and trolling the website of the local rag was all for nothing.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:41,
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