
You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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( , Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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Who exactly did Girl no.2 think you were on the phone to? Or were her ears too muffled by your massive bollocks to hear anything you were saying?
( , Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:31, 1 reply)

It did nothing to increase my esteem in her eyes, either.
( , Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:09, closed)
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