Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Similary nervous wife around the flappy bastardsConvinced her pigeons were just like bats; highly agile flying machines that would never fly into you so no need to duck out the way. Next time we're walking through town and a bird swoops at her - wing in the face.
Mental. She went fucking mental
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