Cafalover - sorry Kaffir
Worst chap I stayed with was a South African who was the essential racist stereotype. Didn't like the Kaffirs at all. apparently he used to run a supermarket back home and had been held up at gunpoint by 'groups of the bloody things' on several occasions so that hadn't helped much.

Anyway, casual racism is something you can sort of put up with once you realise there is no point arguing. the main problem was he was unbelievably lazy.

Having got fed up of having to take out bins etc every week because it didn't get done, he finally agreed to do it one week. Low and behold, return home from work, the bin bag has gone.

Unfortunately, it went outside the back door and into the garden, never actually making it to the bin. You couldn't get down the side of the house so to get the bag in the bin we had to carry it through the house when the offending item was discovered about a week later.

Even more unfortunately, there was a rat in it and it took a week to catch the bugger having plugged up all the spaces it could run away to, finally trapped it in a wok and dumped it in the roadwork pit up the road.

There's plenty more but initial summary is - don't live with overweight South Africans.

EDIT as my racism just wasn't up to scratch.
(fivetide, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:50, 3 replies)

its kaffir btw
not cafa
( zulu eh?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:53, closed)

I suppose
you'd be the person to know
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:59, closed)

Yes indeed. I apologise for my lack of racist vocabulary. How terribly remiss of me.
(fivetide, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:09, closed)

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What a bizarre response.
(Boar is dreaming of get rich quick schemes..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:05, closed)

Your spelling is no better my friend
I believe the spelling of your name should be Boer.
Sorry it was too nice a target for me to leave standing.
(Figmaus, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:06, closed)