House Guests"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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^^ This message......goes out the any nation whose cities have been blighted by the blight of the so-called Irish Bar. Serving shoite black beer whoilst playing fookin' shoite violin music too loiud since theh last toime theh economy was fooked oop and weh aahll hat to emigreaht.
Moost be toime to fook off back hoome noiw dahn't yah tink?
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None of the pubs I've been to in Irelandare anything like the "Irish pubs" we have in this country. They're very much an English invention. Mainly having been invented by people that think "De Oirish Talk Loike Dis".
Anyone getting caught drawing a shamrock on the head of a pint of Guinness over there gets whipped with a bicylce chain. True fact.
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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:17,
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Easiest way to spot an irishman in Dublin airport?They're the ones drinking Bud.
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Or Magners.(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:07, closed)
Fuck me, you've been a member nearly eight years, and you delurk to tell us you're too stupid not to go into bars you don't like?(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:01,
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Paging Captain Stupid! Paging Captain Stupid!Your replacement has been found.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 15:30,
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