vipros has just reminded me of a story from my uni ex
one evening when we were in third year, my then bf oswald was staying at a mate's house down in clapham. the house was owned by the parents of one of his mates, who then let the 3 other bedrooms to some friends from his course, so you can imagine the sort of state it was in with 4 dirty filthy students living there.

now, this was pre-everybody-having-the-internet at home, so the 10 mins free soft porn on sky at midnight was a very precious commodity, esp when it changed once a week. anyway, this particular occasion, oswald and the guy who owned the house got back from the pub and oswald was given the sofa to sleep on. at about 5 mins to midnight, the first flatmate crept in without putting the light on, bog roll in hand, and looked furtively around the room. saw oswald lying on the sofa. backed straight out.

about 2 mins later, there was flatmate number two standing at the door. "yes?" oswald called out. silence. then, an embarrassed "oh never mind" from the second dejected sounding flatmate.

2 mins later, the third flatmate bounded in, sock in hand, let out a "yesssssssss!" at finding the lounge "unoccupied", sat down on the floor and turned on the tv. was pretty unimpressed when oswald made his presence known before he saw anything that scarred him for life.

see children, times were much harder back then!

also it reminded me of another friend, who let her boyfriend's younger brother crash in her lounge one weekend. when they got their SKY bill the following month, the little bugger had watched every filthy movie he could find.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 16:27, 7 replies)

Yes, they probably were much 'harder' back then.

( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 16:32, closed)

they were 20
you're absolutely and depressingly guaranteed to be accurate.

sigh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 16:49, closed)

glad I could help

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:12, closed)

Oswald?

(rockdoctor, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:00, closed)

names have been changed to protect the cuntish

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 21:33, closed)

haha
I was going to say only you could have a boyfriend called Oswald! I bet he was called Sebastian. Or Jake.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 9:41, closed)

three people tried to go in and have a wank within 10-15 minutes?

Odd
( Bamboo Steamer, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:54, closed)