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"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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Our worst house guest
was actually our landlord. He pretended to be a vampire so that we'd be late returning our video player. Actually now that I think about it I think it was our landlord's identical twin or something.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 19:46, 9 replies)
Was
he a driving instructor, from Johannesburg?
(Rsoles, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 19:47, closed)
'ello, john, got a new motor?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 19:53, closed)
It's okay
He was off duty
(I helped save b3ta! Dervel OTBC, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:06, closed)

Ooo, have we got a video?
(RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 20:06, closed)
Wow, what a complete bastard!

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:24, closed)
damn
beaten to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 21:24, closed)
I'm sure...
One of his family members was a weapons dealer.
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:59, closed)
Priest=Terry Jones.
Not a lot of people know that.
(McChinaman banned, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:15, closed)
thank heavens
For Habitat sofa coffins.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 7:01, closed)

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