House Guests"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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civilised drunk, even when being uncivilised.I'd like to think I'm an excellent guest. A few years a go I was at a mates house party, staggering about the place with a gut full of cider. Feeling on top of the world, and not at all nauseous (genuinely) I stumble down a hallway to see a door to the right of me open and 2 drunks roll out and head back to the party.
The room they fell out of was the bathroom. Now, I didn't feel at all ill, but I staggered up to the door and proceeded to projectile-vomit with impressive accuracy into the toilet. I then ever so calmly wiped my mouth, flushed the loo and went on my way.
It felt appropriate at the time. No gagging, no wretching, just "hmm, may as well while I'm here" and WHOOOSH. And off I go.
(, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 1:24, 3 replies)
And?Sorry for being a git, but this doesn't seem in any way unusual, interesting or funny.
(, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:11, closed)
I thoughtThe situation itself was amusing, taking the opportunity for a superfluous chunky walrus call when the chance presented itself as a matter of pragmatism.
(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 5:31, closed)
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