"What a piece of work is a man!"
My housemate was an enormous alcoholic out of work actor. To be fair, so was I.

He was always railing about life’s injustices in between swigging whatever booze there was available. It was a particularly bad time for us in the fair city of London and we felt that we had to get out. So we went to Cumbria and had an interesting time and then came back

Then my fortune changed and we had to go our different paths.

However I do miss him very much.

‘I’
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:41, 7 replies)

Can I marry you?
Or at least have rough bum sex for a while?

*click*
( SpankyHanky, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:47, closed)

What happened to
your agent? Bastard must have died!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:51, closed)

Yaay Cumbria

(i should have joined myspace, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:38, closed)

Im a trained actor,
reduced to the status of a bum!
(Dr Zoidberg is going for a scuttle, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:49, closed)

Monty You Absolute...
Etc..

And the finest wines available to mankind...

Monty's house - the house where they filmed it - was for sale recently in pretty rag order.

If I'd had the required cash I'd have snapped it up.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:10, closed)

massive
was there also a massive spade in your bathtub at one point? - that still makes me laugh thinking about it
(sebmcr, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 5:10, closed)

I intend to have you even if it is burglary!
Best. Film.* Ever.


*with a camberwell carrot in it.
(Helixdaunting, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 1:00, closed)