HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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Wire woolstuff it in all the holes and gaps in your place.
Either that or a fucking flame thrower.
The little fuckers can fit through a gap the width of a penicl, apparently...
Good luck!!!
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SpankyHanky, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:30,
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yesthey have collapsible skeletons
ugh ugh ugh what a thing to evolve!
hmmm would be very useful on the tube though...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:33,
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Collapsible skeletons?So that's why you can stick them up your anus without crushing them.
Or so I've heard...
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You just reminded meMy ex missus was laying out an old lady after she had died. She was showing a new girl what to do. The body farted moving at the same time. The poor girl screamed, ran out of the room and never came back to work again.
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