HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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i'd suggest...buying his brand of bread, letting it go stale or mouldy and replacing his frozen bread with this repeatedly. It'll drive him crazy!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 0:28, 1 reply)
^^ ThisAnd randomly open a packet and poo in it.
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snee held his breath since, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 7:58,
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^^ I like this too..But what about mouldy loaves swap, plus... take the fuse out of the plug for the freezer (sorry if you're not UK).. it'll still look the same, only warmer.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:42, closed)
What is with?All the poo today?
Does his freezer have a fuse in the plug? Can you take it out, and replace it with a dead one. It would probably drive him insane, or is he actually fairly intelligent?
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mister.f is now married, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:25,
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Take the fuse outand replace it with a very small cylinder of poo.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:41,
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this is b3tathere will be poo
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:15, closed)
I might just go completely unrelated to everythingand throw poo at his door. My own poo, I'm not sick.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:51, closed)
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