Housemates From Hell III
I once had a flatmate who was so lazy he had a fungus growing in a cup in his bedroom - it was white and whispy so he nicknamed it "Albert". Tell us your tale of living with the disturbed, the odd, the fragile and the downright filthy.
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McChinaman banned, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:40)
The guy who kept all his nail clippings in a dish and showed it to every friend I brought round
Made me shudder, that did.
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Porcupine, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:07,
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I hope he said "Hors d'oeuvre?" as he did it
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:29,
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Oh god, slightly OT but you just reminded me
One time I went to a talk which had about 50 seats laid out in two aisles. About 60 people turned up so some people had to sit on the tables by the sides. One guy, wearing sandals, was sitting on a table and, during the talk, found that the appropriate moment to start picking his fucking feet.
UUUGGGHHHH!!!!
He wasn't even Chinese.
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McChinaman banned, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:48,
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This is why socks should be worn with sandals.
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Porcupine, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:40,
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Stallman?
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:02,
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Chinese in Poughkeepsie
/film
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:54,
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McChinaman banned, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 20:10,
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Emvee, he did always grin and come out with quips like that.
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Porcupine, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:39,
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Fucksake, don't encourage him!
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Mar 2015, 17:32,
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