HypocrisyOverheard the other day: "I've told you before - stop swearing in front of the kids, for fuck's sake." Your tales of double standards please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:21)
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The time's wrong on your watch, matemine says 15:08
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:08,
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Yours is two minutes slowmine says 15.10
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Aw fuckI can't help living in the past, I've got inner demons and a previous life of kiddy-fiddling and nun rape to contend with.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:12,
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It's your previous lifethat makes me love you so much.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:15,
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FoolsIt's not a watch, it's to remind him to turn on the tv ready for Eastenders.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:16,
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Haha!You're a gay, you know when Eastenders is on!
You're wrong though, Emmerdale's on at 7.30...
....damn, I have exposed myself!
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:18,
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I had to GoogleTo see when it was on, I'm normally masturbating furiously to
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:20,
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Don't lie to meyou're too busy eating hummous and touching hippies.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:21,
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CloseI hate hummus. Instead I eat taramasalata while reverently braiding the hippy's leg hair.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:25,
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