I'm well confused
so do hipocrites eat hippos or are they opposed to the eating of hippos ?



never eaten hippo but allegedly they kill a lot of people in alaska every year... perhaps if we ate more hippos the eskimos would live in less fear. In addition hippos are bigger than cows, in fact

hippo = cow x 3

therefore for every hippo we consume 3 cows will be saved.

also cows eat grass which is a scourge for farmers and rocks, in fact the average cow eats about 2.562 million bits of grass in its lifetime.

therefore

eaten hippo x 1 = minus 7.686 million bits of grass

which is roughly the area of lichtenstein..

therefore if we consume more than (hippos x 47.83) in any given year the entire land mass of all of the earth and quarter of mars will evapourate while cows become a plague and the proverbial 'elephant in the room' that no one will be prepared to discuss (bit like the big fat flappy eared motherfucker thats wheezing away and sipping loudly on his bovril in the cubicle next to mine as I type) . . .

I may had eaten something queer earlier.....
(The Cats Twat, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:00, 7 replies)

My coworker who sits opposite me...
...eats with his mouth open and makes noises whilst he eats.

Yesterday he ate a banana and I felt dirty and violated.

Disgusting bastard.

*vents*
( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:17, closed)

you know hippos don't live in alaska right?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:48, closed)

I'm sure he does.
I'm also sure that 7.686 million blades of grass are nowhere near the area of Lichtenstein. Comedic license
( Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:24, closed)

just checking ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:44, closed)

I do

they just like to visit on murdering sprees..
(The Cats Twat, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:45, closed)

I like this.

( Moey, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:25, closed)

tis the sparkly feedback


that makes the postings worthwhile...

yours on the questions that confront us...

j
(The Cats Twat, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:43, closed)