i take back what i said about animal right nutters
i just read this morning that some were sending death threats to an 18 year old who microwaved his kitten. i guess they do serve a purpose.

so what if that makes me a hypocrite.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:30, 10 replies)

Well now...
Hm. I'm not an animal rights nutter - in fact, I think that animal rights nutters should be microwaved themselves - but I must admit to spending a little time last night working out a route from the guy's house to a nice quiet spot where the error of his ways could be explained to him. There's lots of nice wee out-of-the-way backroads around there...
(gordonjcp, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:38, closed)

Microwaved cat?
I'm sure the guy was jsut trying to get his hands on some Hot Pussy.

Thanks, I'll be here all week.

*miaoooo-splat*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:43, closed)

.
Bert, you have once again brightened up my morning.

Gawd bless yer
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:29, closed)

Aw, shush you
You're just trying to get into my pants.

I'm al's man, you're not allowed anywhere near me.

unless he's not looking
*wink*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:54, closed)

You should never microwave a kitten
Roast it in the oven at gas mark 5/180c for 1 and a 1/2 hours.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:24, closed)

Only if you want to burn the bloody thing
Dear God man, it's not a turkey! 15 mins/lb + 15. And shave it first!
( Scrumper, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:50, closed)

Mmm...
shaved pussy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:23, closed)

Even better than that
pre-teen girls don't have an unsightly shaving rash.

Dare I post this? Ooops too late.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:27, closed)

It was mentioned on the Chans the other night.
Following the Kenny Glenn raid / report, it seems a few of the anons are still up for a bit of a laugh against pet abusers.

Low hanging fruit and all that, I guess.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 18:06, closed)

The local paper drops dox on him...
Seems that one of the Press and Journal's journos likes cats enough to publish Kevin Baker's address.
(gordonjcp, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 11:12, closed)