Another religion one..
I'm sure by the end of this one there will be loads of rants about religion etc, so I might as well throw mine in.

When I used to work in a factory with a brother and sister, both 'Indian' and Muslim.

They were both pretty cool people to be around, modern and kept their beliefs to themselves.

I remember the brother speaking to me once about a part of his religion is not to 'poison' his body with chemicals such as beer and fags etc - which he then preceded with cracking open a pack of twenty and share with me tales of his recent conquests on a night out (where he claimed to have got completely wasted etc etc).

It was always quite funny with them both around since they both smoked but didn't want the other to know - so you would be sitting with one and they say "Look out for my sis", quickly stub out the fag and get back to work.

The sister would then say "I’m glad he’s gone, now I can have a fag".
(ldwater otherwise known as a 'jive turkey', Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:50, Reply)