A few years back
We were having a party at a friends house. The neighbors objected and the son started throwing rocks over the fence at us. I wasn't happy about this and stormed around and gave the mother a bollocking for letting her son do something irresponsible that could result in injury. About 30 minutes later I had a can of petrol and a lighter writing my name in the middle of the road.

Also in college someone threw a stink bomb in one of the corridors in halls. I Saw who did it and in my drunken state I decided to bollock them for it. I stormed to his room and banged on the door. Unfortunately in my drunken state I was on the wrong floor and woke up the wrong guy. So I found the right room and bollocked the guy for damaging property or something. A few hours later I was in my friends room and someone suggested egging some cars in the car park (the cars belonged to the friends of the guy I bollocked earlier). We hit most of the cars but one was just out of range, so I went down to get a closer shot. Unfortunately for me the owners of the cars watched me run across the parking lot and throw eggs at them.

I was expecting a kicking or some other form of retaliation but it never came.

I'm such a hypocrite. Also I never mean it when I bollock people, I just love to see people reactions when I do it. Most people feel like they are back at school.
( bobzarkoff, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 15:45, Reply)