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Overheard the other day: "I've told you before - stop swearing in front of the kids, for fuck's sake." Your tales of double standards please.

(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:21)
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Fall Guy
I am a hypocrite because i lambast people who answer the previous QOTW and then do so myself like now

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell
But I've been seen with Farrah
I've never been seen with anything than a nine
So fine

I've been on fire with Sally Field
Gone fast with a girl named Bo
But somehow they did not end up as mine

It's a death defyin' life I lead
I take my chances
I die for a living in the movies and TV
But hardest thing I ever do
Is watch my leading ladies
Kiss some other guy
While I'm bandagin' my knee

I might fall from a tall building
I might roll a brand new car
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
That makes Redford such a star

I've never spent much time in school
But I've taught ladies plenty
It's true I hire my body out for pay (hey, hey)

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs
Blown up for Raquel Welch
But when I wind up in the hay,
It's only hay (hey, hey)

I might jump an open drawbridge
Or Tarzan from a vine
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
That makes Eastwood look so fine

That will be all
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 17:13, 2 replies)
Is there a tune for these stanzas
That a plebian with a penchant for Pink Floyd and Peter Gabriel might recognise?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:04, closed)
Lee Majors
There is indeed
Just watch reruns of the Fall Guy
You might recognise the lyrics
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:11, closed)

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