Because coke (as in cola) won't get you do things you don't want to
It's all about those things you wouldn't do if you were sober: willingly sniff a fart, drink piss by mistake and not get angry of it, start a fight for no reason, kneel in front of a tram and pray for it to stop or take a cab to cross the street.

It's losing control that makes it so enjoyable, getting yourself rid of your dignity in a temporary and funny way.

So, if you like it tight and clean, booze is not for you. If you DON'T like fucking a fat chick in a bus stop at 3 a.m. but you'd laugh if it happened to you, then booze is for you.

Drinking gives your conscience temporal delay and detachment: you being stupid while thinking you're great THEN, when you wake up and think about it, like going to the theater to watch yourself acting stupid.
(randomset, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:19, Reply)