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Overheard the other day: "I've told you before - stop swearing in front of the kids, for fuck's sake." Your tales of double standards please.

(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:21)
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At dinner yesterday I sat there extolling the virtues of Broccoli to my 2 year old daughter in an attempt to get her to eat some.

Then she said "Daddy, have some?" and went to spoon some onto my plate.

"No thanks, I don't like it" I replied. Somehow I need a new approach I think.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:32, 3 replies)
That's good, made me laugh.

You could try: "Eat your fucking greens or I'll lock you in the fucking cellar!!!"

Might just work.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:48, closed)
I think Josef Fritzl took that a bit far though...

(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:21, closed)
He he
Now I'm picturing Joseph at the dinner table making everyone eat their greens.... doesn't seem like such a bad fella after all.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:21, closed)

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