HypocrisyOverheard the other day: "I've told you before - stop swearing in front of the kids, for fuck's sake." Your tales of double standards please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:21)
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BroccoliAt dinner yesterday I sat there extolling the virtues of Broccoli to my 2 year old daughter in an attempt to get her to eat some.
Then she said "Daddy, have some?" and went to spoon some onto my plate.
"No thanks, I don't like it" I replied. Somehow I need a new approach I think.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:32, 3 replies)
Ha!That's good, made me laugh.
You could try: "Eat your fucking greens or I'll lock you in the fucking cellar!!!"
Might just work.
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SpankyHanky, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:48,
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I think Josef Fritzl took that a bit far though...(
Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:21,
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He heNow I'm picturing Joseph at the dinner table making everyone eat their greens.... doesn't seem like such a bad fella after all.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:21, closed)
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