Do You Fuck On First Date?

Does your Dad own a brewery?

Can I feel your tits?

Or will you show them to me?

If the answers above

To the questions, are no

I'd be grateful if you'd give me the name

Of a girlfriend that does.

One of the reasons that blokes treat women with a sexual appetite as turds is male insecurity. They think:

"If I could get her into bed so easily then anyone can"

(It doesn't even cross their tiny minds that the woman had been stalking them for *months* and had taken their shot when they had the chance)

So they conclude that, and I para-wreck, Groucho Marx:

"Any women who who'd have me? I don't want."

Men who want virgins, or women with limited sexual experience, feel that they can't satisfy a woman.

meh.

I'm semi drunk and missing my lady - who's a *real* woman.

But she'll be back in the back few hours
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:48, 1 reply)

I wonder
if this is some sort of evolutionary throwback. Men can produce babies faster than women, so in order for men to survive, they try and impregnate as many women as possible, but for a woman to ensure she passes on her genes, she has to chose the best quality man. Another theory is that this may be an evolutionary way of avoiding STDs.

So perhaps over the millennia, we've re-enforced our biologically hardcoded thoughtprocesses with cultural prejudices. Hopefully, if we can be open-minded enough to realise all this for what it is and make responsible use of contraceptives, we could breed a race of humans that have mutated not to have this hardcoded in them.

BTW. That's my chat-up line that is!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:08, closed)