More ‘Battle of the sexes’…

Why is it that when a beautiful woman struts around with her succulent arse jutting out, and her shoulders back, blatantly displaying her nipples poking through her flimsy top with such ferocity that you think they might pierce the fabric like fleshy bullets to give me something to hang my coat on, it’s not only allowed, but considered ‘desirable’ and ‘alluring’, and women can do it with pride…

Yet when I am spotted with the resultant whopping great stonk-bulge busting in my trollies, as I shuffle off through the office towards the toilet, I am vilified, fixed with vengeful grimaces and howls of derision from the entire female office population; before being dragged into HR for a disciplinary and put on a formal warning?

I feel that in my defence, I was only responding to the visual stimulation provided, which necessitated the rather urgent and frenzied clouting of a quick one off the wrist...

I don’t understand it…surely that was the objective she was trying to achieve?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:32, 4 replies)

I agree that having an erection shouldn't be something to be villified for
You can get one from vague vibrations or a rogue thought for fucks sake!

Doing something with it, ie coming onto the object of your affections (even more so if literal), IS grounds for a word from HR though in my opinion. It's inappropriate for a work place, just as overly sexual dress is.
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:42, closed)

Public Transport
I think it must be the vibration of the bus engine against my prostate.

Or it may be the school-children - who knows!?

But seriously though, I seem to get erections out of nowhere. Not even sexual thoughts or excessive vibrations. I'm not a pervert!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:46, closed)

Nope
100% natural, the way you were designed.

Well done on not being defective. You need to stop using it as an excuse to wave at the school kids hands free though :p
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:59, closed)

Your profile?
Is that you dancing nude in your profile? It gave me a stirring......
(Pork2311, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:47, closed)